How to open paypal account

In all the contry in the world they recomended us nigerian as the most crimina and fraudulent but no way they can't stope us. Now let's go ahead folow me .no money requier no bank ditails neaded, b4 u state make sure u hide ur ip address and usd china as contry region so not to dictect ur contry folow me how to do it and after all u can use ur acount to buy goods online. Let's go there!